funny AND pretty zombies

Well, it's Friday... and I haven't posted all week long. I know... the horror :)

First and foremost, I must have the disclaimer that my roommate and I were up until 2:45am this morning. We are absolutely delusional. But, I feel the need to share our conversation via Gchat today...

Linda: i told her we'd be zombies if we came to dallas tonight

me: funny zombies

Linda: ....and pretty! pretty zombies.

me: true true

Linda: and so begins what i know will be a hilarious day of random comments

me: if i were a pretty zombie, i would have long beautiful hair, that blows in the night wind

Linda: and that beautiful hair would be intertwined with long flowing starnds of toilet paper

haha starnds

ummm or strands

me: can it be quilted?

Linda: most def!

me: super soft to the touch?

maybe with pretty colors on there too

cause i'll need it to match my zombie dress

Linda: ahhh if only i had the quotebook in my hands right now

dang- you're one fancy zombie

i'll just go with muted dull colors myself

me: i mean... if you're going to be able to make up your own zombie character, you may as well think outside of the box... be the zombie everyone else would want to be.

Linda: ooo good point. good point. and can i have my own twilightish vampire/zombie hybrid boyfriend? that would be nice

brandi & i were def. discussing twilight earlier- and our era's version- my so called life

me: i just laughed out loud.

like really loud

you can have a zombie hybrid bf...

and I'm pretty sure it'd be okay if he bit you whilst making out... i mean you're already a zombie... how much worse off can a girl get?
Linda: oh my goodness- you are cracking me up- i will now be copying & pasting this convo so as to record in the quotebook

me: don't worry i just sent this whole thing to julie

Linda: but back to zombies, yep, i'd be okay if he bit me

me: of course you would... nothing to lose

Linda: but i would not be okay with him telling me "hold on spider monkey" not cool.

but i would be okay with the flying

me: well I would be okay if he danced like MJ in the Thriller video

in fact, when me and my zombie bf get married, that's going to be our first dance... Thrriilllllller

Linda: ooo i'm thinking mj zombie moves combined with jt sexy moves!

a girl zombie can dream!

Linda: i'll tell you what i wouldn't like- him looking he's gonna barf when i walk into science lab...errr...the room. talk about being self-conscious!

me: i just snorted.

Linda: ok i may be taking this twilight/zombie deal a bit too far

HAHA

me: I would not be cool with that either

spider monkey

Linda: no soy spider monkey. soy zombie!

me: I think I have my next blog content.

Linda: HAHAHA gotta love the random convos that start as a result of a single word: zombie

me: indeed indeed... the.end.

it will be posted on my blog in about 10 minutes